I just wanted to share the most awesome cosplay gallery ever (although Leia bikini outfits are a pretty close match).

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Alas, my Week of Geek is coming to a close soon. But not before I tell you about my first comic book convention on Sunday.
Cousin Kevin invited me. He’s a much bigger comics nerd than I am. I mostly just pick up Justice League of America, any random book with nice […]

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(”Appah” means “dad” in Corean)

AMY: “I just got a call from someone saying they are out of … Episode 2 costumes, but they have Episode 3. I have no idea what that means.”
ME: “Damn, I really wanted the Episode 2 suit. Tell them the Episode 3 is fine then.”
I’m going […]

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Amy is standing in front of the bathroom mirror engrossed in her skin care voodoo program when I walk in.
I pat her ass.
“Do you like getting spanked, babe?” I ask.
“NO!” she answers.
“Me neither. I don’t really get the whole spanking thing,” I ponder, “Maybe people who get off on it were spanked as kids.”
“That doesn’t […]

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“Fifth floor, ladies lingerie,” said a fat man in a gurney as I walked into the elevator. The pale transport person humored him quietly.
I pressed “10″ and smiled politely while looking at my patient list. The nurse had urgently paged me to see a patient for shortness of breath.
“What’s up doc?” he said.
“Hey, hi,” I […]

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