Amy and I were watching a commercial with two people kissing in the rain.
“I don’t get kissing in the rain. What’s the big deal?” she asked in annoyance.
“It’s romantic symbolism, baby. Passion, sensuality, nature, all that crap,” I yawned.
“You just get cold and wet.”
“Don’t knock it until you try it, babe,” I teased.
“It’s […]

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We finally saw Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home Night Out.
Short review:
“I think this is the wrong movie.”
“Why is Indy’s hair grey?”
“ZZZzzzzz….”
The first two lines were Sun Su’s comments at the beginning of the movie. The last one was Ooseung falling asleep fifteen minutes in.
I hate jumping on the bashing bandwagon and giving […]

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Lately, my ass has been getting kicked by a cold. It’s hard to shake when you’re running around all day at work, up all night on call, and staying up too late on your nights in between (watching the UFC and There Will Be Blood).
The part I hate the most is the runny nose. Enough […]

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This is the part where I thank blowingsmokethemovie.com for their link.
Estelle Warren with straight black hair? I’m listening.
Wanted to thank Jennifer too for her years of quiet support and speedy updated links.
Oh, and an early review of Indiana Jones 4. It will be enough for the fanboys. Like […]

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Alas, my Week of Geek is coming to a close soon. But not before I tell you about my first comic book convention on Sunday.
Cousin Kevin invited me. He’s a much bigger comics nerd than I am. I mostly just pick up Justice League of America, any random book with nice […]

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My boy turned six today. I wanted to surprise him with my clone trooper costume but he unsmuggled it the night before while I was at jiu-jitsu practice (my fingernail is doing fine, by the way - my superpower is Enhanced Fingernail Regeneration).

Amy made it a very Star War-sy themed birthday party, […]

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(”Appah” means “dad” in Corean)

AMY: “I just got a call from someone saying they are out of … Episode 2 costumes, but they have Episode 3. I have no idea what that means.”
ME: “Damn, I really wanted the Episode 2 suit. Tell them the Episode 3 is fine then.”
I’m going […]

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I’ve seen bedsores that I could put a basketball into.  I’ve stood by patients vomiting blood and bile in pink plastic bins.  I’ve listened to lungs while patients oozed bowel contents two feet from me.  I’ve had my hands on a child’s pulsating brain.  But there are still some things that freak me the hell […]

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After two weeks of playing hookey from Brazilian jiu jitsu practice, I finally mustered up the courage to go back. It’s always a slightly scary proposition going back when you’re body is out of tune after missing a week or two. Ofttimes I think about quitting during those off-times, but I’ve promised […]

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Amy is standing in front of the bathroom mirror engrossed in her skin care voodoo program when I walk in.
I pat her ass.
“Do you like getting spanked, babe?” I ask.
“NO!” she answers.
“Me neither. I don’t really get the whole spanking thing,” I ponder, “Maybe people who get off on it were spanked as kids.”
“That doesn’t […]

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