After two weeks of playing hookey from Brazilian jiu jitsu practice, I finally mustered up the courage to go back. It’s always a slightly scary proposition going back when you’re body is out of tune after missing a week or two. Ofttimes I think about quitting during those off-times, but I’ve promised […]

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Amy is standing in front of the bathroom mirror engrossed in her skin care voodoo program when I walk in.
I pat her ass.
“Do you like getting spanked, babe?” I ask.
“NO!” she answers.
“Me neither. I don’t really get the whole spanking thing,” I ponder, “Maybe people who get off on it were spanked as kids.”
“That doesn’t […]

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“Fifth floor, ladies lingerie,” said a fat man in a gurney as I walked into the elevator. The pale transport person humored him quietly.
I pressed “10″ and smiled politely while looking at my patient list. The nurse had urgently paged me to see a patient for shortness of breath.
“What’s up doc?” he said.
“Hey, hi,” I […]

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Grand Theft Auto IV has been out for a day now, and I’ve already found a video of all the hookers and strippers (getting shot) in it.
Not safe for work … unless you work where Rick works, I guess.

Personally, I’m waiting for the follow-up to Bikini Karate Babes.

Nothing beats the ingenious sexual […]

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Amy was exercising on the balance ball when Ooseung asked,
“Umma, what are you doing?”
“I’m exercising.”
“Why are you exercising?”
“So I don’t get fat,” Amy answered.
Ooseung giggled, “Appa’s fat.”
(What the heck, baby girl?  I almost said aloud.)
“He is?” Amy asked.
“Umma’s fat too.”
(Uh, oh.  Sun Su’s about to become an only child.) 
“What do you mean I’m […]

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“You look too young to be a doctor,” the post office lady behind the counter says and smiles. I honestly couldn’t say the same about her.
I’m surprised. At 37, I don’t hear that as often as I used to. I just smile back.
My face certainly doesn’t […]

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My Amy (a clinical nurse) was seeing a 95-year old cancer patient in the clinic with a family member.
“Could you move my glass over there?” Mrs. 95 asked the other person.
“But you can’t even reach it over there, what’s the point of putting the glass there?” the family member replied.
“I am going to kick […]

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“Hi, Danny?” I called from the car.
“Where you at foo?” the voice on the other end of the phone answered.
“… What?”
“Where you at foo?” he said again.
“Oh … about a half hour away. I’ll call you when I’m at your hotel.”
He actually talks the way he writes? Weird.
I’ve never met Danny in […]

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I’m off to pick up my long time internet friend, the infamous and unstoppable Danny McGuffin.  If you never hear from me again, and see something on the news about a prank gone awry that ended up in a massive fireball explosion in Southeast Michigan, let this be your first lead.
And tell Hawkgirl I love […]

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While I’m no longer a huge fan of Corean pop culture, I do like to check in on it occasionally just to see what the latest Coreazy trends are, where it’s going, or who’s coming to America.

For instance, pop singer Rain is going to be in the Speed Racer movie. He isn’t […]

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