Just a few things some of my hospital patients have said lately:
Forty year old woman: “I’m not worried about the cancer coming back. Been through that already. I’m over the fear. I’m lucky; some people never get over it.”
Fifty-year old woman: “BRA-A-I-N surgery tomorrow. They shaved all these patches out of my hair for these weird stickers. My hair just started growing back too.”
Sixty-year old man: “Heh, I love when you guys say that, ‘That’s the LEAST of your problems.’”
Eighty-year old woman: “I was on that boat in New York where all those seniors died. Lost twenty of my friends. Then I had a heart attack while on a cruise ship and I had the sick bay to myself the whole time. God likes kickin’ me around.”
(Or maybe he’s telling you to stay off boats.)
Eighty-year old woman: “We’re retired. We’re taking some time to rest and relax before it’s time for The Big Rest.”
Ninety-year old man: “At my age, if you wake up with vertigo and nausea, that’s a GOOD day.”
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I also got a haircut today (it’s going to be that kind of blog).
This should be an ID badge or drivers license photo, not a blog pic.

