“Are you taking preorders on the new Mortal Kombat for Xbox?  The one with the new joystick,”  I asked the game store employee. “Hmm.  I think it’s only for the PS3,” he answered wrongly. “You sure?” “Lemme check.”  He looked it up on his computer. “Dude,” a Dude hanging out behind the counter said, “Gonna [...]

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This is going to sound weird but (to borrow an intro I hear a lot in the hospital) the first symptom I had was a faint vibration between my legs. Initially I thought it was just my pant folds shifting or my imagination.  As it kept recurring, I entertained stranger ideas like maybe I was [...]

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