Amy would like you all to see the Hello Kitty hair ribbon she made herself.

Just some pics from my recent trip to the optometrist, taken by my lovely wife, above.

Reminds me of those goggles in science lab.

The glasses above say:  I have the power of invisibility … but it only works on eyewear.

Just ... no.

The kids laugh hysterically at these.  Maybe because they look like Grouch Marx glasses minus the moustache (but including the big ass nose).

These frames are too hip for me.

Too hip for thyself.

I suspect takes the worst pictures of me on purpose.

Check me out in these piss-colored frames.  They practically scream out, “Pre-emptive call to the police.”

Not too bad, but it looks like the glasses are putting me on.

Amy liked these thick frames.  Not bad, but a little too overstated for me.

My impression of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
This was about the time I started feeling too old to take blog pictures in a public venue.

I was wearing my contacts when I took this.  Headache now.

My new frames, almost the same as the old frames.   My prescription stayed the same for once.  “Your vision is swinging back now,” the scruffy optometrist said.   More due to age than amazing regenerative powers.  At least they didn’t say I was developing early cataracts this time.