Amy, all business profile.

At work.

ME (on phone):  “Hey, did you page me?”

AMY:  “Yeah.  When I was walking into the clinic this morning, I saw — hehehe — I saw this young guy, with a big black eye.”

ME:  “Uh huh….”

AMY:  “And he was going to the Pain Clinic.  HAHAHOOHOOHEHE!”

ME:  “… And then what?”

AMY:  “That’s it.  Heheheh!”

ME:  “That’s it?  Really?”

AMY:  “Yeah.  It must have REALLY hurt (sarcasm), hahaha!”

ME:  “Bwahaha!  I can’t believe you’re laughing at that.  Haha, you’re crazy.”

AMY:  “Hehehee!  Okay, I have to go.  I just wanted to tell you that, heh!”

ME:  “Alright.”

I’m married to one mean S.O.B., I tell you.

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I was mostly laughing because Amy found it so inexplicably hilarious.  But it became funnier the more I thought about it and deconstructed it.

1) Amy is an oncology nurse and sees a lot of people in serious cancer pain.  A young man with a black eye isn’t going to impress her sympathies.

2) The Pain Clinic is actually the chronic pain clinic – for people with unrelenting bony pain or back pain or cancer pain.  It’s not for boo-boos or shiners.

3) Sometimes we just really need to laugh together, especially in this line of work.

4) I guess I just like ‘em a little bit cruel.

Smooching at the red light.

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Oh and check this out.  Hello Kitty underwear for men.

Surprisingly, Amy says, “Hell no.”

A bikini for women would be appreciated.