
At work.
ME (on phone): “Hey, did you page me?”
AMY: “Yeah. When I was walking into the clinic this morning, I saw — hehehe — I saw this young guy, with a big black eye.”
ME: “Uh huh….”
AMY: “And he was going to the Pain Clinic. HAHAHOOHOOHEHE!”
ME: “… And then what?”
AMY: “That’s it. Heheheh!”
ME: “That’s it? Really?”
AMY: “Yeah. It must have REALLY hurt (sarcasm), hahaha!”
ME: “Bwahaha! I can’t believe you’re laughing at that. Haha, you’re crazy.”
AMY: “Hehehee! Okay, I have to go. I just wanted to tell you that, heh!”
ME: “Alright.”
I’m married to one mean S.O.B., I tell you.
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I was mostly laughing because Amy found it so inexplicably hilarious. But it became funnier the more I thought about it and deconstructed it.
1) Amy is an oncology nurse and sees a lot of people in serious cancer pain. A young man with a black eye isn’t going to impress her sympathies.
2) The Pain Clinic is actually the chronic pain clinic – for people with unrelenting bony pain or back pain or cancer pain. It’s not for boo-boos or shiners.
3) Sometimes we just really need to laugh together, especially in this line of work.
4) I guess I just like ‘em a little bit cruel.

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Oh and check this out. Hello Kitty underwear for men.
Surprisingly, Amy says, “Hell no.”
