So, my long time online friend/inciter, Danny visited good old Detroit again. After our last outing, he was concerned that I’d get lost in my own suburb (I’m a gunner not a navigator) so he came to our place instead.
Sparing no expense (since it was on his business account), Amy and I took him to a nearby Joe’s Crab Shack. No, that’s not a euphemism for the local strip club, although it should be (along with Menage-a-MRSA or Syphilopolis).
I wasn’t as irritable, tired, or stressed this time, so less Dr. Dourpuss and more good times. Danny is quite the storyteller/talker - like Vince Vaughn, only minus the good looks and fatter. As the families around us covered their children’s ears, he told us his drunken, elevator puking, carpet peeing stories while urging me to take up social alcoholism because it’s “fun.”
No thanks, but it was fun anyhow.
The morning after… the first thing Amy said to me was, “If you’re walking in the streets without pants on, then you’ve got a problem.” Just another one of Danny’s misadventures.
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21st CENTURY BOY
On a side note, I am getting either an iPhone or a Blackberry, and I need your help (i.e., I’m too lazy to research this myself).
I want to check email, internet, youtube, etc. I want it on trips, or at other kids birthday parties, or for looking up ebay prices at Gamestop, or for looking up Still’s Disease or Tako Tsubo’s Broken Heart Syndrome in the bathroom, or when I get done at work two hours early and have to wait around until my shift ends (the “new” job involves shifts now). The hospital computers block the sites with the dirtiest pictures (like Facebook) while claiming my email and firstborn.
My initial research revealed that the original iPhones were flashier but inferior to the Blackberry, but Drunken Danny says this isn’t so anymore (but he also thinks carpets are made for peeing on). Less than $400 is my range. If you have any input on the matter, please expound. You’re my only hope.
By the way, I use Sprint (but I can change right?) and my email is all on hotmail/msn (no POP delivery or whatever).
