That shirt makes it look like she’s in kids’ jail.

Amy and I were watching a commercial with two people kissing in the rain.

“I don’t get kissing in the rain. What’s the big deal?” she asked in annoyance.

“It’s romantic symbolism, baby. Passion, sensuality, nature, all that crap,” I yawned.

“You just get cold and wet.”

“Don’t knock it until you try it, babe,” I teased.

“It’s stupid. And I’m not having sex with you in the shower either. Someone always ends up getting cold.”

“Wha–? That was like six years ago.”

Sun Su playing DDR on the Wii.