Comments on: THE MILK IS NEVER FREE http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/ half-Corean dad, doc, artist who is not afraid of going to Hell Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:08:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: scott http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-237 scott Thu, 01 May 2008 22:56:50 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-237 Joy, that IS weird, if by weird you mean "AWESOME!" Rick, thanks. I have an even greater appreciation for virtual boobs now. Joy, that IS weird, if by weird you mean “AWESOME!”

Rick, thanks. I have an even greater appreciation for virtual boobs now.

]]> By: Pseudodigm http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-234 Pseudodigm Thu, 01 May 2008 18:03:30 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-234 Scott, that's the engine responsible for placing pokey nipples at inhuman positions on boobs in video games. Scott, that’s the engine responsible for placing pokey nipples at inhuman positions on boobs in video games.

]]> By: Halfy79 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-233 Halfy79 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:35:38 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-233 I actually have my own boobs... but I can see how entertaining those games would be. I have a thing for boobies. Is that weird? I actually have my own boobs… but I can see how entertaining those games would be. I have a thing for boobies. Is that weird?

]]> By: scott http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-232 scott Thu, 01 May 2008 01:02:10 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-232 Rick ... mmm, code engines.... But what's Raisin Smuggling Placement? Erika, bride-to-be! I had to look up Stan Marsh. I'm not much of a South Park watcher. Rick … mmm, code engines…. But what’s Raisin Smuggling Placement?

Erika, bride-to-be! I had to look up Stan Marsh. I’m not much of a South Park watcher.

]]> By: Erika http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-231 Erika Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:05:51 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-231 I think Stan Marsh summed it up best when he said eer so eloquently... "Ah-tah"! I think Stan Marsh summed it up best when he said eer so eloquently… “Ah-tah”!

]]> By: Pseudodigm http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-230 Pseudodigm Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:43:43 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-230 I may as well quit right now. This is the single greatest blog post ever made. Working where I work, you start to put thought into the massive amounts of thought that goes into the minutiae game mechanics. There are entire code engines that define exactly how, for instance, how a crate breaks when you hit it. Or how a person's body flops around when he gets shot. And it makes me giddy to think that it was the job of a team of engineers to create (what I like to call) a Boobie Rendering Engine, complete with Flop Mechanics, Raisin Smuggling Placement, and what can only be called Independent Suspension. I may as well quit right now. This is the single greatest blog post ever made.

Working where I work, you start to put thought into the massive amounts of thought that goes into the minutiae game mechanics. There are entire code engines that define exactly how, for instance, how a crate breaks when you hit it. Or how a person’s body flops around when he gets shot. And it makes me giddy to think that it was the job of a team of engineers to create (what I like to call) a Boobie Rendering Engine, complete with Flop Mechanics, Raisin Smuggling Placement, and what can only be called Independent Suspension.

]]> By: scott http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-229 scott Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:52:49 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-229 Jeanetta, DOA Xtreme 2 (the second Volleyball game) takes breast physics to a ridiculous extreme. They actually bounce in opposing directions like midgets fighting in a sleeping bag. Rasee, I have those exact same special needs! Bonnie, I became a doctor so I wouldn't have to do yard work. Alright, so the ugly truth comes out.... Jeanetta, DOA Xtreme 2 (the second Volleyball game) takes breast physics to a ridiculous extreme. They actually bounce in opposing directions like midgets fighting in a sleeping bag.

Rasee, I have those exact same special needs!

Bonnie, I became a doctor so I wouldn’t have to do yard work. Alright, so the ugly truth comes out….

]]> By: Bonnie http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-228 Bonnie Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:08:42 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-228 Your bored? What no yard work to do? lol Your bored? What no yard work to do? lol

]]> By: Rasee http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-227 Rasee Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:44:37 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-227 This reminded me of a story. One of my special needs camper visited the St. Louis office one day and the receptionist was a rather voluptuous lady with rather massive boobage, and this camper runs up to her and gives her a hug. She's so little that her head rests directly on the boobs. With a look of perfect bliss on her face she exclaims, "Cushions!" Hee. This reminded me of a story. One of my special needs camper visited the St. Louis office one day and the receptionist was a rather voluptuous lady with rather massive boobage, and this camper runs up to her and gives her a hug. She’s so little that her head rests directly on the boobs. With a look of perfect bliss on her face she exclaims, “Cushions!” Hee.

]]> By: Jeanetta http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-226 Jeanetta Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:26:37 +0000 http://www.medeasmemoirs.com/2008/04/29/the-milk-is-never-for-free/#comment-226 Ive played some DOA in the past but for some reason, other than some great amusement at the jiggle-factor, the boobs don't do that much for me :) Having some of my own probably helps though.. Ive played some DOA in the past but for some reason, other than some great amusement at the jiggle-factor, the boobs don’t do that much for me :) Having some of my own probably helps though..

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