Grand Theft Auto IV has been out for a day now, and I’ve already found a video of all the hookers and strippers (getting shot) in it. Not safe for work … unless you work where Rick works, I guess. Personally, I’m waiting for the follow-up to Bikini Karate Babes. Nothing beats the ingenious sexual [...]

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Amy was exercising on the balance ball when Ooseung asked, “Umma, what are you doing?” “I’m exercising.” “Why are you exercising?” “So I don’t get fat,” Amy answered. Ooseung giggled, “Appa’s fat.” (What the heck, baby girl?  I almost said aloud.) “He is?” Amy asked. “Umma’s fat too.” (Uh, oh.  Sun Su’s about to become [...]

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“You look too young to be a doctor,” the post office lady behind the counter says and smiles. I honestly couldn’t say the same about her. I’m surprised. At 37, I don’t hear that as often as I used to. I just smile back. My face certainly doesn’t look as young as it did ten [...]

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My Amy (a clinical nurse) was seeing a 95-year old cancer patient in the clinic with a family member. “Could you move my glass over there?” Mrs. 95 asked the other person. “But you can’t even reach it over there, what’s the point of putting the glass there?” the family member replied. “I am going [...]

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“Hi, Danny?” I called from the car. “Where you at foo?” the voice on the other end of the phone answered. “… What?” “Where you at foo?” he said again. “Oh … about a half hour away. I’ll call you when I’m at your hotel.” He actually talks the way he writes? Weird. I’ve never [...]

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