My little boy is almost 6-years old and he still won’t go to sleep by himself. I don’t really mind laying down with him. It’s bonding time. When the time comes that he doesn’t need me to go to sleep with him, what’s next? Preferring to play Halo 3 alone […]

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Just follow the yellow brick walls, Dorothy. That’s how I knew I was getting close to the morgue. The art deco facade of the consumer-friendly hospital stops once you get closer to the places consumer/patients rarely go to - the living ones at least. That’s where you see what the hospital […]

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Should I wait and see
If she wants some sex tonight?
Or just masturbate?

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I think I have a thing for bad movies. Ultraviolet, Doom, Mortal Kombat, Dead or Alive. Maybe it’s because they’re all video game movies except for Ultraviolet, which just looks more like a video game than any other movie.
I just watched Hitman and I really liked it to my surprise. Brief origin. […]

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Hold on to your sacks of polyhedral dice. I am about to geek out on you 1980’s style, back when geek wasn’t cool.
Normally I would never post a Which Character Are You quiz, but I have a few reasons for doing so this time.
1) This quiz will create a Dungeons & Dragons character […]

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At the hospital, I sent one of my colleagues a text page:
“Do u know the name of that fancy Italian restaurant downtown?”
One of my partners called me back,
“Oh yeah, that’s [fancy Italian restaurant].”
“Thanks. Amy and I are going out tonight, it’s our anniversary.”
A couple years ago, I completely forgot about our wedding anniversary. […]

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I’ve always despised the concept of “family” growing up.
To me, families were inherently dysfunctional groups of loud, fat, old, annoying, and/or pushy people, with their self-indulgent in-jokes and get-togethers. Families were for the weak and the co-dependent. That’s not to say they weren’t intriguing sometimes. For example, I liked the movie […]

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The text message on my pager read:
“New pt - Renfield - foreign obj ingestn”
Mr. Renfield was a 30-ish psych patient from the forensic facility, a.k.a. The Crazy House. I have no idea what forensics (the use of science to establish facts in a court of law) has to do with psychiatric patients but that’s […]

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